Difference between Drunk and Stoned

DRUNK vs STONED: NOUN

Stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)
As if under the influence of alcohol
Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.
Overcome by strong feeling or emotion.
Drenched or saturated with moisture or liquid.
In a state of intoxication caused by the consumption of excessive alcohol, usually by drinking alcoholic beverages.
Elated or emboldened.
Intoxicated with, or as with, strong drink; inebriated; drunken; -- never used attributively, but always predicatively.

Bent; crooked: used to describe a bent screw which imparts a sidewise as well as an endwise motion to a nut.
Intoxicated; inebriated; overcome, stupefied, or frenzied by alcoholic liquor: used chiefly in the predicate.
Drenched or saturated.

Pissed, Carousing, Squiffy, Drunkard, Stoned, Soused, Inebriate, Boozy, Sozzled, Drugged, Blotto, Tipsy, Drunken, Inebriated, Intoxicated

Battered, Doped, Dosed, Loaded, Torn, Hammered, Plastered, Farted, Smoked, Trashed, Drugged, Hopped up, Intoxicated, Inebriated, Drunk

Pissed, Carousing, Squiffy, Drunkard, Stoned, Soused, Inebriate, Boozy, Sozzled, Drugged, Blotto, Tipsy, Drunken, Inebriated, Intoxicated

Battered, Doped, Dosed, Loaded, Torn, Hammered, Plastered, Farted, Smoked, Trashed, Drugged, Hopped up, Intoxicated, Inebriated, Drunk

Plaintiffs in drunk driving cases should note that bankruptcy law prohibits bankruptcy courts from discharging debts associated with injuries caused by drunk drivers.
The story goes that Bill got drunk on the way to the mission and brought another drunk friend with him.
Melissa Dolen, of Picadilly Circle, Jasper for drunk driving and child neglect after she showed up at Jasper Middle School drunk Monday.
After all, why would a drunk circus clown need a different word than a drunk stamp collector?
Also, this seems to be assuming that the laws against drunk driving do not reduce the number of drunk drivers.
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The drunk crew members were more entertaining than the drunk passengers because of their drama.
The rest of it was chalked up to drunk assholes being drunk assholes.
If one party is drunk or both parties are drunk, you cannot have consensual sex.
Person A is mildly drunk; person B is severely drunk and too drunk to give consent.

Stoned is the word that might describe it.
As a bonus, Mary could have been stoned.
She was stoned to death and not divorced.
Woah, vaping that chronic got me hella stoned!
Main Character: A barrel full of stoned monkeys.
Israel stoned him with stones, that he died.
Moses commanded us that such should be stoned.
She was stoned by the people of Rome.
When booting from a floppy disk, one out of 8 times, Stoned simply displays the message "Your PC is now Stoned.".
This often leads to the question: How stoned is too stoned to drive in Connecticut?