Difference between Drunk and Squiffy

DRUNK vs SQUIFFY: NOUN

Overcome by strong feeling or emotion.
Intoxicated with, or as with, strong drink; inebriated; drunken; -- never used attributively, but always predicatively.
Drenched or saturated with moisture or liquid.
In a state of intoxication caused by the consumption of excessive alcohol, usually by drinking alcoholic beverages.
Elated or emboldened.
Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
As if under the influence of alcohol
Stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)
Caused or influenced by intoxication.

Bent; crooked: used to describe a bent screw which imparts a sidewise as well as an endwise motion to a nut.
Intoxicated; inebriated; overcome, stupefied, or frenzied by alcoholic liquor: used chiefly in the predicate.
Drenched or saturated.

Pissed, Carousing, Squiffy, Drunkard, Stoned, Soused, Inebriate, Boozy, Sozzled, Drugged, Blotto, Tipsy, Drunken, Inebriated, Intoxicated

Potty, Crocked, Soaked, Stiff, Sloshed, Pissed, Drunk, Inebriated, Besotted, Soused, Fuddled, Tiddly, Tipsy, Blotto, Sozzled

Pissed, Carousing, Squiffy, Drunkard, Stoned, Soused, Inebriate, Boozy, Sozzled, Drugged, Blotto, Tipsy, Drunken, Inebriated, Intoxicated

Potty, Crocked, Soaked, Stiff, Sloshed, Pissed, Drunk, Inebriated, Besotted, Soused, Fuddled, Tiddly, Tipsy, Blotto, Sozzled

Plaintiffs in drunk driving cases should note that bankruptcy law prohibits bankruptcy courts from discharging debts associated with injuries caused by drunk drivers.
The story goes that Bill got drunk on the way to the mission and brought another drunk friend with him.
Melissa Dolen, of Picadilly Circle, Jasper for drunk driving and child neglect after she showed up at Jasper Middle School drunk Monday.
After all, why would a drunk circus clown need a different word than a drunk stamp collector?
Also, this seems to be assuming that the laws against drunk driving do not reduce the number of drunk drivers.
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The drunk crew members were more entertaining than the drunk passengers because of their drama.
The rest of it was chalked up to drunk assholes being drunk assholes.
If one party is drunk or both parties are drunk, you cannot have consensual sex.
Person A is mildly drunk; person B is severely drunk and too drunk to give consent.

If you are looking for a quirky twist on the traditional British Afternoon Tea then I really recommend the Squiffy Picnic at Cahoots.
Our foresight is to provide access to squiffy quality biologic medicines to patients in Europe and worldwide.
In addition, she finds Eric to be rather "squiffy" (drunk) often.